Study: Alzheimer’s Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimer’s
Interviews with Alzheimer’s patients indicated that an overwhelming majority are, in fact, perfectly fine.
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Interviews with Alzheimer’s patients indicated that an overwhelming majority are, in fact, perfectly fine.
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“1. say? your name 10 times 2. say your? mom’s name 5? times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4? other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but?? if you? read this? and do not paste? this, then? you will? have very bad luck. SEND? THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143? MINUTES.? WHEN YOU’RE DONE? PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH’S NAME WILL? APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN.? THIS IS SO?? FREAKY?”?
@walterppk1989 gtfo you retarded faggot nigger, go rape some children
That was Nixon. I mean “is”.
And you’re not my son.
ok I dont feel being PC is required all the time, but this might be going a bit too far.
I don’t have alzheimer’s.
“GLAHHHGHH!!!”
ROFL
5% GLAAAGGHH
lol
You couldn’t be more right. My father-in-law has been telling the family that he’s not had Alzheimer’s for well over a three years now, but I certainly never believed him. But now that I know that respected scientists far beyond my knowledge have proven him to be true, I can’t help but feel ashamed for callousness. We immediately released him back into the world, letting him wander into the city to regain lost years. We’ve yet to hear of him, but I’m sure he’ll call soon. God bless.
-TOP
HES BALD
@SatansMullet You certainly will, Mr. Mullet, dear. Now please get down off the dining room table. You’re making the other residents nervous.
P.S. The OTA needs you.
aaaah, the onion is great. “one man was late for a very important interview with Harold Truman and was being held back by the nurses!”
This one isnt funny at all.. its just fucking EVIL!.. and when i meet the president today if the nurses will let me leave! i will fucking tell him so! and let me tell you, President Regan doesn’t fuck around with you goddamn hippies!
LMFAO. this is so fucked up i love it.
“It’s my birthday”…that pie chart is scary real. ive heard that from my grandmother many a-day
I work at Swedish Medical Center in Seattle. The doctors here (I’m not a doctor … yet) are releasing many patients nowadays due to the alarming number of misdiagnoses of Alzheimer’s. I’m really glad Onion covered this story. It’s one of the most popular news channels here in Seattle … this news really needs to spread.
Just my two cents,
Joe
You not my son
Oh my God! This is outrageous. How could have misdiagnosed so many people. It’s true – all you have to do is ask. Free them all before it’s too late!
glahhhghh
lmao the pie chart was fucking amazing
Degenerate and proud, nigga!
Huh… well, I’ll be sure to dedicate my first novel to you, “to, The Self-Righteous Cunt Who Thinks He Can Determine Funny, Yet Failed to See the Immense Humor in His Own Words.”
Yanks… so you’re a Brit… don’t you people generally speak the language a little better than a 5 year old with down syndrome?
hahahaha.